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John Edwards flips Michigan the birdBy Nick, Section News
Interesting exchange yesterday between Presidential candidate John Edwards and a group of machinists and aerospace workers. Allow me to paraphrase...
John Edwards: I'm telling all Americans to give up their SUVs to help sacrifice and save energy. Union worker: How can you tell us to give up our SUVs when you live in a 28,000-square-foot mansion? John Edwards: I'm a lawyer. Union worker: Oh, ok. Applause I couldn't help but want to shout a few follow ups at the man just reading the news report of his little Q & A. The first would have been, and I quote myself here... "so?" The second would have been "how can you ask Americans to sacrifice what they drive to ease your conscience on the environment when you won't sacrifice the $127,000 illegally raised by Dr. Death's now officially indicted legal counsel, Geoff Fieger (allegedly)?" Wait, don't tell me. You're a lawyer. Got it. This is Mark Brewer's candidate, by the way. The pick of the chair of the Michigan Democrat Party wants to tell you what you can or can't drive. And, by extension, he wants to tell the Big 3 what they can and can't sell, attempting to take their most profitable vehicles off the market. Just what Michigan needs. Read on...
Lest anyone doubt such a mind boggling conversation actually took place, the Associated Press reports:
The former North Carolina senator was asked specifically if he would tell them to give up their SUVS, he said, "Yes."
...Edwards was asked during his appearance how he explained the contradiction of asking Americans to sacrifice while he's living in a 28,000-square-foot mansion.
He said he came from nothing, worked hard all his life, has always supported workers and fought big corporations as a lawyer. Of course, as a lawyer, Edwards knows that when the federal government indicts you on multiple counts you're in some hot water. Still, he refuses to return the illegal (allegedly) campaign cash. Ethics are, apparently, not quite as important as competing in the cash race with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Meanwhile, Fieger-time himself continues the battle against Joe McCarthy, black books and vast rightwing conspiracies. Not that the judge is buying it. AP is also reporting the case might just be going to trial.
Fieger and Johnson are charged with conspiracy, causing the Edwards campaign to unwittingly make false statements, making illegal campaign contributions in another's name and making illegal campaign contributions from a corporation. Sounds like a winning team, right? Maybe Edwards would consider Fieger for a potential running mate. They're both lawyers. They both like illegal campaign money (allegedly). And, though Fieger isn't on record just yet supporting an abolition of the sports utility vehicle, I'm sure he'd be willing to issue a statement if Edwards asked nice. Then again, maybe TELLING American citizens (not asking, mind you) to give up their SUVs isn't the best way to ingratiate yourself to voters in a state dependant on the struggling automobile industry. For all the insistence by the radical left in Michigan that the state's economic ills must all be laid at the feet of the big 3 there's a surprising lack of outrage when a candidate for the highest office in the land insists he'll tell Ford, GM and Chrysler to stop producing their most profitable vehicles. Not exactly the best way to get the industry back on their feet. And not exactly the best time to threaten hundreds of thousands of Michigan jobs, most located in and around Detroit, a city virtually tied with Buffalo as the poorest big city in America. According to the Detroit Free Press figures released yesterday stick the D with a 28.5% poverty rate. But that's not the half of it.
Nationally, by contrast, the poverty rate declined from 13.1% to 12.7% in 2006 -- the first dip in this decade -- and median household income climbed to $48,451. In 2006, the poverty level for a family of four was an annual income of slightly less than $21,000. And while the same story tells us about people like Rich Andrews, a Madison Heights resident and former landscaper who's looking to Nevada for employment, there are thousands more just like him in the region. After 5,000 applied for 350 Walmart jobs in Livonia about a month ago (wait, I thought those were supposed to be the worst jobs in the world... huh...) a job fair yesterday in Clinton Township drew thousands in the first day. And it'll continue today. The Detroit News reports:
By the time the first day of the fair was over at 6 p.m. Tuesday, more than 4,000 people had attended, in search of one of the 1,000 jobs that are to be filled before the exclusive mall opens to the public Oct. 18 on M-59 between Garfield and Romeo Plank roads. I just hope none of them pulled up in SUVs.
John Edwards flips Michigan the bird | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
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